"Sam, on the other hand", is just following mother nature's law of physics, start at the top with fat head and eventually work your way down to fat a**.
Randy's new bride is possibly working him overtime in the sack,or she's a lousy cook?
All I can think of is Ernie and Bert from "Sesame Street", and I couldn't tell you why. Oh, aside from the fact that they can't operate without someone shoving their hands up their butts to make their mouths move.
Sam has always gained weight when he's under pressure. That's why he got so fat when he was under investigation. Must be difficult to carry around all of those lies, betrayal, and smears.
I think he is a sick man and Portland is paying the price.
Randy is Sam's lacky. He was masterfully used by Sam and will never go to higher office because he carried Sam's water in the 'bathroom.'
Randy Sprat could eat no fat
Teen hungry Sam could eat no lean
And so between them both you see(well, mostly Sam)
They licked the bathroom stall clean.
Interesting, seeing as since this whole police fiasco, Sam's balls seem to have disappeared and Randy's have tripled in size. I would have thought he'd be gaining...
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Randy has a new bride and is probably getting a lot of exercise at night. Sam, on the other hand.....
Posted by Robert Collins | April 6, 2010 2:57 PM
...Lots of protein.
Posted by John | April 6, 2010 3:06 PM
Very very disturbing images all the way around.
Posted by Jimmy D. | April 6, 2010 3:24 PM
Conservation of d*****bag: a fundamental law of politics.
Posted by Alex | April 6, 2010 3:33 PM
"Sam, on the other hand", is just following mother nature's law of physics, start at the top with fat head and eventually work your way down to fat a**.
Randy's new bride is possibly working him overtime in the sack,or she's a lousy cook?
Posted by Mike | April 6, 2010 3:52 PM
Life must be good there in Kenton. Too many late night conaques and peach flambe's with friends I guess.
Posted by SKA | April 6, 2010 4:17 PM
All I can think of is Ernie and Bert from "Sesame Street", and I couldn't tell you why. Oh, aside from the fact that they can't operate without someone shoving their hands up their butts to make their mouths move.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | April 6, 2010 4:24 PM
Sam has always gained weight when he's under pressure. That's why he got so fat when he was under investigation. Must be difficult to carry around all of those lies, betrayal, and smears.
I think he is a sick man and Portland is paying the price.
Randy is Sam's lacky. He was masterfully used by Sam and will never go to higher office because he carried Sam's water in the 'bathroom.'
Posted by worked for sam | April 6, 2010 4:26 PM
Maybe Sammy can go on to win on NBC's The Biggest Loser after his term is up. Wait for it....
Posted by PD | April 6, 2010 4:30 PM
Sam's been having to eat too many of his own words. Randy's are mostly monosyllabic or over-processed -- either way, lacking in nutrition.
Posted by Mojo | April 6, 2010 5:00 PM
Maybe Randy's actually using the bike lanes and Sam is riding the street car to work.
Posted by Drew G. | April 6, 2010 5:27 PM
Randy Sprat could eat no fat
Teen hungry Sam could eat no lean
And so between them both you see(well, mostly Sam)
They licked the bathroom stall clean.
Posted by Gordon | April 6, 2010 9:01 PM
I appreciate the classy post and the even more classy comments.
Portland is lucky to have you, Jack.
Posted by Randy Leonard | April 6, 2010 10:07 PM
Having a lowbrow bully calling you out for being lowbrow is performance art, Jack. Just ignore him and maybe he'll burst into poetry.
Posted by Mister Tee | April 6, 2010 10:20 PM
Hey Randy
Portland is even luckier to pay your pension + a FT salary at council.
Posted by Mike H | April 6, 2010 10:33 PM
Interesting to know that Randy is paying attention (If that was the real Randy).
Posted by Bart | April 6, 2010 10:51 PM
I doubt it was the real Randy. The real Randy knows how to take a joke.
Posted by Jack Bog | April 6, 2010 11:56 PM
Touché, Jack.
Posted by cros | April 7, 2010 7:52 AM
Interesting, seeing as since this whole police fiasco, Sam's balls seem to have disappeared and Randy's have tripled in size. I would have thought he'd be gaining...
Posted by Bronch O'Humphrey | April 7, 2010 2:27 PM