They still can't get their story straight
Now Beau Breedlove says Mayor Creepy never asked him to lie about their sex.
Which is one of the things Creepy himself made a big deal of publicly apologizing for.
Meanwhile, here's an interesting take, with which I have to agree:
What if it was a straight city councilor and your daughter?We all, to a man, had some version of this response: We would hunt the bastard down and beat him like a cheap piñata.
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Comments (13)
The "Rules of Thumb" site says "Dating anyone younger than half your age plus seven years is asking for trouble."
Posted by George Anonymuncule Seldes | February 6, 2009 11:30 AM
That thought experiment only proves that straight men like violence. Try this one: what if a straight female city counselor boinked your son?
Posted by anon | February 6, 2009 11:33 AM
Oh, and the answer to the above question is that dad would pat his son on he shoulder and say "atta boy."
Posted by anon | February 6, 2009 11:35 AM
"That thought experiment only proves that straight men like violence. Try this one: what if a straight female city counselor boinked your son?"
Answer: My wife would hunt her down and beat her like a cheap pinata.
Posted by pete | February 6, 2009 11:38 AM
Things the pedo always says, in no particular order:
1. The vic was the seducer.
2. It never happened.
3. The vic is lying.
4. I am the victim.
5. It is natural.
6. Anyone who objects is up tight and anti-sex.
7. The vic wanted it as much as I did.
8. There is no harm to the vic.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.. always and all some version of "the world revolves around my organ and anyone who doesn't cooperate is a bad person".
Posted by dyspeptic | February 6, 2009 12:01 PM
Blah, blah, blah, blah.. always and all some version of "the world revolves around my organ and anyone who doesn't cooperate is a bad person".
Isnt that a Storm Large song?
Posted by Jon | February 6, 2009 12:50 PM
Does Storm Large play the organ? I thought she was a singer.
Posted by Bark Munster | February 6, 2009 1:22 PM
storm went from PDX D-list celebrity to a punchline in PDX...sam is dragging everyone down with him...
guy just needs to leave, and soon...
Posted by Burk54 | February 6, 2009 2:52 PM
Bewteen that pair, they wouldn't know the truth if they stepped in a pile of it.
Posted by Steve | February 6, 2009 2:58 PM
I think Imus in a far different context said, "Club him like a baby seal"
Works for me.
My daughter is 19 and the son just turned 17.
Posted by Conc | February 6, 2009 3:48 PM
Sam is just disgusting...and he is a liar. He needs to be gone, NOW!
And he shoule be registered as a sex offender.
Posted by portland native | February 6, 2009 4:17 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one before:
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/02/balloon_man_sentenced_five_yea.html
42-year old man sexually assaults 17-year old and goes to jail. Lets hope Sam/Beau can keep their stories straight.
Posted by Steve | February 6, 2009 5:56 PM
"…and beat him like a cheap piñata."
Apparenlty by swinging wildly and missing widely to the great exasperation of all. Justice really is blind.
Posted by ep | February 6, 2009 7:14 PM