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Monday, January 14, 2013

The truth comes out

From the interview:

Lance Armstrong: "I'll admit it now, I was using performance-enhancing drugs."

Oprah: "Me, too."

Comments (8)

Shouldn't these sorts of posts be prefaced with "Spoiler Alert?"

"And for every member of our studio audience... you'll find some under your seats! Also scripts and names and phone numbers of physicians who'll keep you supplied!"

"And for the West Coast audience members, we have some Performance Chilling Drugs. Only legal in WA, CO and in OR with a doctor's prescription."

Actually Harry, there are 18 states plus the District of Columbia that have legalized medical marijuana, with 3 more states pending. And Michael Phelps might dispute that "performance chilling" claim.

Lance is now trying out for his next role as "whistleblower" so he can avoid jail time.
Kill or be killed.

"so he can avoid jail time."

According to Cowherd, the statute of limitations for perjury just ran out.

Golly! A Texan lied to us.

That's news.

x-portlander: You are very clever to associate Texas with this.

Or very stupid.

I'd rebut your post with a list of Oregonians who have lied to us, but I just can't seem to find any at all...




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