Another general with a "biographer" problem
Or is it an "unpaid social liaison" problem? We're getting those confused. Anyway, move over, Honey Boo Boo -- there's a rival show on the news stations now.
Or is it an "unpaid social liaison" problem? We're getting those confused. Anyway, move over, Honey Boo Boo -- there's a rival show on the news stations now.
Comments (13)
Silly old men and the stupid women they select to "conquer"?
All of these people should have used better judgement....and more secure email.
gmail?...Seriously?
Posted by Portland Native | November 13, 2012 6:25 AM
It occurs to me that we the tax payers are footing the bill for the general's Viagra! Now that is a waste of my money!
Posted by Portland Native | November 13, 2012 6:33 AM
Spousal unit comments..."Kelly services?"
Posted by Portland Native | November 13, 2012 7:04 AM
PN – Unknown what happened here. Gmail messages sent by top members of the CIA, NATO security leaders, and especially Unpaid Social Liaisons are generally programmed to self destruct 5 seconds after being viewed.
Posted by gibby | November 13, 2012 7:07 AM
Tune in next week for ABC's hit new reality show, "Who's sleeping with YOUR General?" They've got 4 stars on their shoulders and five stars in the bedroom!
Posted by Mister Tee | November 13, 2012 7:46 AM
There has got to be a role for Kelly's twin sister in this somewhere.
Posted by Newleaf | November 13, 2012 7:52 AM
As Trevor Timm of the Electronic Frontier Foundation put it this morning: "Who knew the key to stopping the Surveillance State was to just wait until it got so big that it ate itself?"
Posted by Eric Morris | November 13, 2012 8:01 AM
You would think at 60 he would learn how to handle his zipper without causing pain.
Posted by George | November 13, 2012 8:09 AM
It's nice to see the old slogan, "Make Love, Not War" finally catching on here.
Seriously though, I knew something was wrong when General Petreus announced Operation Orgasm.
Posted by Bill McDonald | November 13, 2012 8:35 AM
Move over Kardasians, here come the Kelley sisters. Those irresistible and interchangeable USLO's (unpaid social liaison officers). How can they call it the "intelligence" community!
Posted by Drewbob | November 13, 2012 8:47 AM
Point of information: Yes all CIA and Pentagon-posed personnel are encrypted communicators, even on gmail, and i.) enforcement of the encryption assignments, and ii.) securing the decryption codes, are both in the responsibility of the NSA only. FBI does not eavesdrop or intercept nat'l security-grade data traffic but by NSA allowance ... or tip-off's. of espionage or otherwise compromised nat'l security.
Has anyone heard it reported in 'the media' the fact that Kelley is an Arabic-speaking Lebanese-American? That makes certain 'connections' plausible.
Mainly, though, here is the explanation for all the hooking-up we're looking at: ... explain the scandal by placing the blame on Paula Broadwell, ... "She's a lieutenant colonel, she is an extremely good-looking woman, she is a marathon runner, she can run Ironman Triathlons. So, she's out running with him and she's writing a biography and I think the term is propinquity. And there was a lot of propinquity going on" says Pat Robertson.
Propinquity.
Posted by Tenskwatawa | November 13, 2012 1:40 PM
Sounds like they were propinquiting their brains out.
Posted by Langston | November 13, 2012 2:36 PM
As for my sister surmisal ....
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/battle_john_allen_also_helped_jill_YjkEYUNY2INC4smBMEYqUI
Posted by Newleaf | November 13, 2012 2:46 PM