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Check out this website from Chris "Thumper" Humphreys, the unfit Portland cop who tackled, kicked, stomped, hogtied, and ultimately killed an innocent, scrawny, mentally ill Portlander -- and took a break for coffee in the middle of it. Warning: The site is truly, disgustingly pornographic.
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Comments (12)
Thumper for sheriff....he'll beat up everyone.
Posted by Portland Native | September 20, 2012 11:15 AM
Is that even a paid position? The county is only 1,100 people.
What a egotistical, bombastic fool who couldn't cut it in Portland and tried raping the taxpayers for a supposed "disability" that doesn't seem to bother him now. Here's to his many successful elections way far away from civilization in Wheeler County.
Posted by Mizzz | September 20, 2012 12:52 PM
It embarrasses me that Humphries is a fellow alum of BU.
What an utter disgrace HUmphries is.
Who is his opponent for Grant County Sheriff?
Posted by Nonny Mouse | September 20, 2012 1:26 PM
Brain fart. Wheeler County, not Grant County.
Posted by Nonny Mouse | September 20, 2012 1:27 PM
Humphries does have an opponent.
Mike Garibay, the current Chief Deputy Sheriff, is running as a write in candidate against Humphries.
Gutsy call for Garibay; if he loses, it isn't likely that "Thumper" will take kindly to having a chief deputy who ran as a write in against him.
IMHO, the act of running that way is a big risk, and says a lot of good things about Garibay's character and integrity.
Posted by Nonny Mouse | September 20, 2012 1:40 PM
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Posted by snowdog | September 20, 2012 2:17 PM
Stomping out homelessness...
Posted by Don Smith | September 20, 2012 3:12 PM
I went to his facebook account, called him a murderer and linked to the Oregonlive articles about him.
It won't do any good. Hope I never get in trouble in Wheeler County.
-JO
Posted by Jo | September 20, 2012 7:40 PM
Mizzz - You call this guy egotistical then say Wheeler County isn't 'civilization'. I'm hoping that was an attempt at irony.
When I was practicing in Morrow County I covered Wheeler. I really hope the write in candidate wins.
Posted by Jo | September 20, 2012 7:45 PM
I think you and Mizzz are in agreement. I read it as Mizzz ironically wishing Humphries 'luck' in attempts AWAY from the civilized Wheeler County.
Posted by Bingo | September 20, 2012 9:15 PM
Ah. My bad.
Posted by Jo | September 20, 2012 10:21 PM
"unfit Portland cop"
Not possible. You've got to be pretty fit if you're going to pound folks to a pulp.
Posted by AlSleet | September 21, 2012 5:35 PM