Question of the Night
When John Canzano finishes a column about Little Lord Paulson, does Paulson roll over and have a smoke?
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Comments (9)
Ever since Canzano went to Merritt's house and Merritt showed up at the door barefoot, John has been deeply in love. We could have a Rex Ryan situation going here.
But to answer your question: No, Merritt doesn't have a smoke after John writes a column about him. That's their cuddle time.
Posted by Bill McDonald | August 27, 2012 11:07 PM
I read the whole Canzano piece. I want a shower.
Posted by dyspeptic | August 28, 2012 1:06 AM
Canzano sure takes his time to finish.
Posted by Tom | August 28, 2012 6:15 AM
Maybe, but I'm willing to bet a bunny suit, a gallon jug of habanero salsa, and a six-foot sandstone strap-on were involved instead.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | August 28, 2012 6:20 AM
C'mon play nice. There is so little action on the field, I'm sure Canzano feels the need to invent action off the field.
Besides, once Merritt gets an advance on his allowance from Daddy, he may share some of his new shiny toys with John.
Posted by Steve | August 28, 2012 7:37 AM
It's the Timbers. Does anyone really care?
Posted by Sam L. | August 28, 2012 9:15 AM
Here's another question: would Canzano sell his soul to get a MLB or NHL team in Portland? Being reduced to writing about minor league soccer has got to suck for a guy who thinks so highly of himself.
Posted by dg | August 28, 2012 10:11 AM
canzano is no Colin Cowherd. Never was, never will be. Next stop for him is probably to someplace in Alaska. Condolences in advance to all current and future Alaskans.
Posted by mcinor | August 28, 2012 10:30 AM
I love how Canzano can describe running dead last "a disappointing season."
Ya think?
Posted by NW Portlander | August 28, 2012 11:04 AM