Embarrassing oneself at the office holiday party is a time-honored American tradition. But what about telecommuters? When do they get to put lampshades on their heads -- never?

Perish the thought. This blog will be holding its annual Cyber-Office Christmas Party tomorrow beginning at around 4 p.m. We'll have music, food, and lots of entertaining chatter. The company's always the best. We tend to go until the wee small hours -- it's kind of like Occupy, only without the body lice. Come as you are, and bring whomever you'd like.

We'd link to last year's festivities to give you some idea, but that would violate our cardinal rule: What happens at the Cyber-Office Christmas Party, stays at the Cyber-Office Christmas Party.

Next year at this time, we'll be in a somber mood as the Sam Rand Twins leave the political scene, and so this year we're planning to really get down. "Celebrate good times, come on!" Hope you can make it.