More phrases we're sick of
The bureaucrats and others in the planning army come up with so many empty terms that they repeat and repeat until we're nauseated by them. Creative class. Linchpin. Iconic. Catalyst. Charrette. Sustainability. We can't afford not to. The 20-minute neighborhood. Lately it's been "equity."
Here's another phrase that sticks in our craw: "the built environment." When we hear that one, we immediately turn off our hearing aid, because that term invariably identifies the speaker as an architect, developer, contractor, or other huckster pushing apartment bunkers. This "expert," making the rounds among Portland's soon-to-be-looted suburbs, is no exception.
Then there are the seasonal language atrocities. It's not raking up the leaves from street trees -- it's "fall cleaning for the urban forest." Or it's a "leaf harvest." Have mercy! If there's one thing the local government types do all day, it's try to screw with people's minds.
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"Fall cleaning for the urban forest"? That one hurts. How unbelievably arrogant for humans to think of cleaning up after nature when it's a perfect system without us. I'm going to apologize to the first Portland tree I see.
Did I say tree? Make that "solar-powered urban bio-mass generator."
Posted by Bill McDonald | November 10, 2011 8:26 AM
Portland has become flypaper for arrogant liberals from across the nation and beyond interested in imposing their thinking on the rest of the world.
It can't be good karma.
Posted by Mr. Grumpy | November 10, 2011 9:20 AM
Talk about throwing a profession under the bus.... to be lumped in with developers, contractors and hucksters. That is kind of harsh for some of us working in the architectural profession. Not all of us walk around spewing those "empty terms" (we hate them too) and instead speak clearly and intelligently in our practice.
Posted by SKA | November 10, 2011 9:25 AM
On a related note, I almost pooped myself when Adams managed to work the 's' word into his assessment of the deteriorating situation at Camp Adams. The Occupy Portland park takeover "is not sustainable."
Way to stick to the script, clown.
Posted by RJBob | November 10, 2011 9:27 AM
Will they stick to the flypaper of fly away when the house of cards falls?
We have been warned by the auditor, transportation is in trouble,
and who knows what else.
Back to the basics needed here, suppose that is not cool and too old fashioned,
it is like total denial by city hall and their supporters.
Prudence is a word that has been cut out of their vocabulary!!
Posted by clinamen | November 10, 2011 9:35 AM
“She has a very collaborative approach to working with property owners, tenants, cities and downtown organizations to identify opportunities in downtown cores for physical improvements, and programmatic improvements, that will help to stimulate economic activity,” Blackstone said of Reeves.
BARF.
Posted by Larry Legend | November 10, 2011 9:43 AM
"More phrases we're sick of"
King of all such phrases:
** Can we afford to it? We need to ask if we can afford not to do it. **
Of course, they never answer either question with one glimmer of truthfulness.
Posted by Steve | November 10, 2011 9:58 AM
It's as though they're all still playing a college pot party word game.
Posted by Mojo | November 10, 2011 10:11 AM
It's truly depressing that I'm sick of phrases that include the word "justice".
Posted by EB | November 10, 2011 10:54 AM
RBBob,
I noticed Mayor Adams calling Occupy Portland "not sustainable" too. That is the ultimate insult in Portland. Wow, what a cold shot.
The other one of these that got to me was "repurpose". "We're going to repurpose the water revenue for something else.."
How about repurposing some of these clowns during the next election?
Posted by Bill McDonald | November 10, 2011 10:55 AM
Fall cleaning for the urban forest
I've been wondering how to give this gift certificate for a Brazilian wax to my wife. Done and done.
Posted by Flynn | November 10, 2011 11:02 AM
Mighty Flynn: now that's Fun_neeeeee!!!
Posted by veiledorchid | November 10, 2011 11:12 AM
Speaking of Occupy, I'm sure you just received Sam's email blast.... Sunday is gonna be D-Day down there. Pull up your chair and pop the popcorn...
Posted by Larry Legend | November 10, 2011 11:23 AM
I need an "urban strategist" to help me figure out how to kill all the rats congregating by my Portland slop bucket - a task made more challenging by the removal of rat poison from the local Fred Meyer store (thank the EPA for that one).
Posted by Frank | November 10, 2011 1:36 PM
If anyone needs soil amendments for your locally sourced food production location, I'll be sustainably harvesting refuse from my urban carbon sink, sited in a natural environment, tomorrow morning. My iconic, green, "include the food" (TM) green cart is already full.
Posted by umpire | November 10, 2011 2:08 PM
It's too comical. Ms. Reeves, the urban revitalization specialists who only has a Bachelor in aerospace engineering, will be leading maybe a group of 9 that show up at the Masonic Lodge. She'll divide the group into 3. Then ask the typical questions of "What is missing in your community?", "Would a streetcar make life easier for you","Do you think trees are an integral part of LO?" and ad nauseum.
Then a 60 page document based on these 9 will be written up, submitted to LO City Council and Mayor Hoffman will proclaim "we need a $290 Million urban renewal district to execute the "Findings".
It gets worse. Council will proclaim that no vote on the URA is needed. "We are elected to make decisions for the citizens of LO". End of story. They think.
I've lived this scenario too many times. Time to end it.
Posted by lw | November 10, 2011 5:38 PM
Fancy phrases fail to fumigate the foul fatally flawed fanatasism.
Posted by Ben | November 11, 2011 7:22 AM
The word I have always hated:
Expert.
Read the newspaper or just about anything related and you see journalists quoting "experts," whether it's on Iran, oil prices or how to get your brother-in-law to move out.
You can say someone is considered an authority on some subject, or you can say someone's opinion is widely respected in his/her field.
But calling someone an "expert" denotes a certain infallibility. As it they are always right and their analysis and prognostications are invariably spot-on.
I'm always reminded of Christopher Cerf''s compilation "The Experts Speak: A Compendium of Authoritative Misinformation." After reading a few only a few of these pronouncements, you wonder why anyone's opinion of anything is considered for authoritative than anyone else's.
Posted by The Other Jimbo | November 11, 2011 9:06 AM
And another:
Legendary.
Typically used to describe someone, something, or some event that few people have heard of or are familiar with but to which the author wants to attach often-undue importance and cultural significance.
Posted by The Other Jimbo | November 11, 2011 9:41 AM