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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Naked bike riding: not universally appreciated

Apparently it didn't go too well in Ojai, California.

Comments (4)

You remember Earth Friend Gen. She was the one who roller skated nude around Portland last year. She freaked out some construction workers, who, contrary to form, called the police to make her put some clothes on.

When you ride around on your bike with your dinger dang out you always risk losing it to a knife wielding parent.

Following the example set by our Mayor it is much safer to let said dinger dang out only when in the private confines your motor vehicle. Just drive safely!

Once while naked kite boarding I caught an updraft and like Icarus had my SPF50 melt off. Man was that some burn. I now wear a Borat style body thong when hiking, biking and kiting.

Usually with these guys, it ain't no big thing.




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