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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

21 days to the inauguration

Can we make it that long before a Big One goes off somewhere?

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I think I've figured out how to make peace in the middle east, at least where Israel is concerned:

Stop printing expiration dates on the bombs we sell them.

This way, they won't be tempted to "blow out" the expiring stock at the end of the year.

This, and many fine foreign policy tips, brought to you by the letter Q, and the number 2.

Why am I imagining this holiday scene: Condi at the piano, accompanying W as he leads the Cabinet and White House staff in a rapturous sing along of "Eve of Destruction?"

"Tell me over and over and over again
My Evangelical friends
You don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction."

Thank you, Condi.
Thank you, Mr. President.

You both did a heck of a job with your Mideast policy.

Remember that Saturday night during Arctic Blast 2008 when the wind was howling and it was snowing sideways? Well, Bush and Cheney say that when historians look back at that in 30 years, it'll be a beautiful sunny day.

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