Better than an iPod
Overheard on the no. 6 bus:
Recorded voice over loudspeaker, announcing next stop: "Madison."
Elderly gent across the aisle from me, to his wife: "Dolly Madison?"
Wife: "No, her husband."
[Pause.]
Wife: "Old Man Madison."
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This posting reminds me of an interchange I overheard at Wal-Mart.
A man, mid-twenties, was standing (weaving) in front of the frozen food, talking on his cell phone.
His side of the conversation went like this:
"...I'm at Wal-Mart.
---(pause)---
No honey, I promise you I haven't been smoking dope.
---(pause)---
I've only been drinking. Honest!..."
___only at Wal-Mart!___
-ob
Posted by oregbear | June 26, 2008 3:51 PM
"We have de-evolved because we no longer run in the woods and eat berry's."
Posted by Lc Scott | June 27, 2008 6:54 AM