Where to go if you're extremely horny
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Comments (6)
Didn't Larry Craig already settle this question?
Posted by John Rettig | November 20, 2007 5:42 PM
The whole "wide stance" thing isn't that convincing when it's an airplane restroom with two people in it.
Posted by Jack Bog | November 20, 2007 5:48 PM
Actually, they ought to divert all flights from anywhere in the globe to PDX when this sort of activity is detected. Nothing gets me out of the mood more than dealing with PDX.
Posted by Jack Bog | November 20, 2007 5:50 PM
This sort of thing wouldn't happen if those darn airline seats didn't force you to literally sit on the lap of the person next to you. Bigger seats = less arousal.
Posted by Mike | November 20, 2007 6:13 PM
Yeah, like I'm really getting aroused by the 350 pound woman spilling out from the seat next to me.
They're diverted to Portland because we have the highest per capita number of adult entertainment venues in the United States. Within minutes,they could be at Valentine's on Sandy Blvd. and I'ms ure the MAX line will take them to several others. After all, nued pole dancing is constitutionally protected freedom of speech.
Posted by Gil Johnson | November 20, 2007 10:10 PM
pole dancing is constitutionally protected freedom of speech
Yet another reason for giving thanks tomorrow.
Posted by Allan L. | November 21, 2007 6:17 AM