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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Semantics question

Reading the internet lately has got me wondering: What's the difference between an a**clown and an a**hat? Is either of them the equivalent of an a**hole?

Comments (16)

A**hole is a jerk, as you probably already know.

A**clown is an a**hole who makes an a** of himself in a way that can be amusing to observe (in a schadenfreude kind of way).

A**hat is somebody who has their head wedged firmly up their a**. They can be a**holes or a**clowns (or both). (Or neither.)

Hope this helps on the eve of NAWACOTID* #3.

*NAWACOTID.com will launch soon, and will feature a glossary of a** terms, and maybe even a Venn diagram.

"ass" by itself isn't inherently vulgar. Neither is a hat, a clown or a hole. Combined with -hat or -clown, you still don't have a vulgar insult, but instead a rather silly one. Combined with -hole, you have something undeniably different than merely an "ass," and i think most agree it's a term that doesn't belong in civil discourse.

Thanks, but I do think the Venn diagram would be helpful.

I'll send you an e-mail when NAWACOTID.com is launched. We'll be sure to feature the Venn diagram prominently.

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You get 5 for the clown, 7 for the hat, and 9 for the hole. On a 10-scale. If you want to get analogic digital about it, whatcha'call yer A-to-D conversion. 10 on the scale is merde, no suffix, simply sneeringly, 'a**.' 1 on the scale is also, 'a**' -- it depends on context.

'At's whatcha'get fer 'wondering.'


Leonard = a**hole
Adams = a**hole
Sten = a**clown
Potter = a**clown
Saltzman = a**hat

Oh, dear -- I guess I should have known that was coming. Can one person be all three? I think Bush might hit the trifecta.

All five commies meet the trifecta concerning the ChavezFiasco.

"Commies?"

I feel as if I just stepped into a time warp.

Sometimes, ya gotta call a spade a spade....and a time-warp term perhaps fits best.

Somehow, "socialists" just doesn't fit the bill for this lot as well as "commies" does.

There's even a song.

Synthesize them all and you end up with a dip-sh*t.

My take:

Leonard = a**hole
Adams = a**
Sten = a**wipe
Potter = dumba**
Saltzman = a**clown

I always thought of an asshat as a Toilet... I know that isnt what it is... but like the toilet is like a hat for your ass.

Just like when someone is 'yelling at the big white phone' = throwing up in the toilet.

LOL. Idk.




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