Bush gets Couric-ed
We would be remiss if we didn't mention that the Chimp will be undergoing the old colonoscopy again tomorrow, with Nasty Dick serving as acting president for at least a few hours. As a two-time veteran of this exam, I am well aware of why it is necessary -- particularly in Bush's case, since they did find a small and inconsequential growth the last time he had the procedure five summers ago.
Actually, the prep for the test is worse than the test itself. Tonight Bush will be drinking some wicked stuff that will.... Let's put it this way: This is the only time he will emit even more unstable cr*p than at his press conferences.
Comments (3)
Two hours too much, for Nasty Dick -- a bad ticker, meds to the max, and human trophies by his bird-shot gun. What if Chimp goes limp ... ...
Posted by Tenskwatawa | July 20, 2007 9:13 PM
I'm sure Pelosi's getting her botox touched up just in case.
Posted by Jack Bog | July 20, 2007 9:52 PM
Since they are going to be up there anyway I think they need to examine his head as well.
Posted by tom | July 21, 2007 12:04 PM