Survivor Portland Bureaucracy: The final jury
Hail to the Chief, and farewell to the Chief. The head honcho of whole shop, that is -- Ken. He was voted off the island by the Tribal Council yesterday, setting the stage for today's final showdown on Survivor Portland City Hall: Bureaucracy Edition. Interim Chief Administrative Officer Ken Rust, the tribe has spoken. Your interim is overim. Pack your bags and leave the camp immediately. You will be contacted shortly for your recruiting dinner at Bluehour with Homer Williams.
And so it has come down to this. Through 16 votes, one Media Immunity award, and a week of computerized Random Immunity selections, a field of 18 City of Portland bureau chiefs has been narrowed to just two, Lisa and Chief Dave. That's Fire Chief Dave Sprando and Emergency Communications Bureau Director Lisa Turley.
It's time to pick one as the Ultimate Survivor -- winner of our grand prizes, the right to purchase a valuable parcel of real estate from the city for a dollar, and tax breaks originally intended for poor people.
Now being that this is the final round, and we're deviating a bit from the format of the television show of the same name, let's be sure we're clear on the rules for the final vote. As we did the last several weeks, we're asking to you to mark the name of the bureau director whom you would like to see off the island. The one you don't vote against today is the one whom you think should be the Ultimate Survivor.
Good luck to the two remaining contestants, and here goes:
Comments (1)
Lets see, Lisa the lady who answers the911 calls or Chief Dave who has still not yet disciplined a Fire Lieutenant who is on video tape kicking a bystander multiple times duringa medical call...decisions, decisions,...what to do, what to do,....goodby Chief dave...time for to be kicked off....
Posted by Nonny Mouse | May 23, 2007 12:27 PM