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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Answer to consumer quiz

Just when we were getting ready to declare a state of emergency over the recent shortage on local market shelves of King Harvest Balsamic Hummus, an ample supply showed up at our nearby New Seasons Market (Home of the $2 Head of Lettuce About the Size of Your Fist). Therefore, we must conclude that as of this morning, it is slightly more difficult to purchase heroin than King Harvest Balsamic Hummus in Portland. The cause of the extreme scarcity of the balsamic in recent weeks remains unexplained. Thanks for playing.

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Comments (3)

Do they have King Harvest regular hummus in other less-expensive places around town? If so, why not dump in a slug of balsamic and call it good...?

Posted by Betsy | March 11, 2007 11:28 AM

Hummus? Good lord man! 1000 CC's of ale and a plate of hot wings, stat!

Posted by Joe12Pack | March 11, 2007 5:23 PM

"Hummus? Good lord man! 1000 CC's of ale and a plate of hot wings, stat!"

Guy's got a point.

Posted by lisaloving | March 12, 2007 9:28 AM




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