Consumer quiz
Which is easier to buy in Portland?
A. Heroin.
B. King Harvest Balsamic Hummus.
The correct answer will be posted here tomorrow.
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Comments (11)
Is balsamic hummus legal now?
Posted by Gil Johnson | March 10, 2007 6:58 AM
If you live in the Pearl, you can probably buy both just down the street a block or two, or take the streetcar, maybe you'll see Vera!
Posted by Charlie | March 10, 2007 9:13 AM
Just what kind of experiment have you been conducting around town, Jack.
Posted by b!X | March 10, 2007 11:55 AM
Isn't hummus simply heroin for hippies?
Posted by L | March 10, 2007 1:08 PM
King Harvest Balsamic Heroin is great with mini pitas, man.
Posted by rr | March 10, 2007 4:45 PM
Don't bogart the hummus.
Posted by Jack Bog | March 10, 2007 4:54 PM
Hummus is easy to roll - but man...
it's soooo hard to light.
Posted by rr | March 10, 2007 5:19 PM
Everyone knows that William Burroughs mainlined hummus when he lived in Morocco.
Though I doubt he did anything as extravagant as balsamic or Trader Joe's cilantro-jalepeno hummus.
Posted by Gil Johnson | March 10, 2007 8:09 PM
By the way, Jack, are you asking, or do you know the answer?
Posted by Gil Johnson | March 10, 2007 8:10 PM
Heroin is easy to get, I assume. Not into that scene. The corner of NW 3rd and Burnside seems like a good spot to start if you're looking. Or basically anywhere downtown.
Posted by MikeLovesYou | March 11, 2007 12:32 AM
Which costs more for a single serving?
Posted by Mister Tee | March 11, 2007 9:56 PM