Please, Mr. Postman
Well, I heard they would track me down. It was just a question of when. They find everybody.
My registration form and "temporary membership card" in the AARP arrived in the mail yesterday, less than five months after I reached the Big Five-Oh.
But I really can't afford to join, what with all I'm paying the neighbor kids to come over every other Saturday and shave my back.
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Comments (3)
They tracked me down at 25. They sent a big package, the postage was about $2.50. I ignored it and they didn't try again.
Posted by Scott-in-Japan | June 10, 2004 3:35 AM
How much is the back shaving gig? With the job market being what it is I may need something after the bar.
Posted by moik | June 10, 2004 8:09 PM
They sent my husband one just recently when he turned 24, so I wouldn't feel too bad.
Posted by Jen | June 15, 2004 2:18 PM