We're going nowhere with an 11-5 record, but who knows, today could be our lucky day. That's if the winners are:

UPDATE, 11:23 p.m.: I went 12-4 the second day, for 23-9 in the first round. Sad. But the good news is: I had all nine of my first round losers going down in the second round, and so I could still win every remaining game. I'll probably have to in order to win this thing.