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Want to see what the Bush camp is going to be saying about Kerry and Edwards all summer long? Or about Dean and Clark?
Here's Kerry.
Here's Edwards.
Here's Dean.
Here's Clark.
"KERRY: DUKAKIS’S LT. GOV. WHO VOTES LOCKSTEP WITH TED KENNEDY "
"EDWARDS ISN'T JUST BEHOLDEN TO PERSONAL INJURY TRIAL LAWYERS, HE IS ONE HIMSELF"
"WHO IS HOWARD DEAN? An Ultra-Liberal On Social Issues Who Is Out Of The Mainstream And Wrong For America."
"CLARK IS NO CENTRIST, HE'S A LIBERAL CLINTON-GORE CRONY"
And the ads will no doubt wind up with "George Bush: The Compassionate Colonialist"...
Comments (6)
Bush lied.
Haliburton!
Tax breaks for the rich.
Selected, not elected.
War for oil.
blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's gonna be a long year.
Posted by Parkway Rest Stop | January 30, 2004 12:53 AM
For all of us.
Posted by Jack Bog | January 30, 2004 1:03 AM
Think worse.
Kerry : Botoxed,Joan Rivers face-stretched,liberal,married for money,bombastic phony
Edwards : Ambulance-chasing, prettyboy, bottomfeeding, Bill Clinton wannabe.
Dean : Dr. Demento, wild-eyed,shrill midget who wants to get back at the kids who stole his lunch money in grammar school
Clark : Alien, Dr. Zachary Smith, "danger Will Robinson" warning,friend of Hillary robot who never blinks
At least one could respect Lieberman.
Posted by brother gary | January 30, 2004 9:08 AM
Wow, brother gary, for a moment there, I felt like I was back at the playground again.
Posted by Emily | January 30, 2004 1:42 PM
Don't worry, Emma, he's my real brother.
Actually, his description of Edwards makes me like the guy even more.
Posted by Jack Bog | January 30, 2004 4:48 PM
Gary is definitely blog-ready. And, Jack, as for the Edwards thing, stop down the Post for a couple cold ones. We'll readjust your knobs. You wont find a single sprout in the place -- or a democrat for that matter. Well, maybe one, but we humor him.
Have a great weekend.
Posted by Parkway Rest Stop | January 30, 2004 6:10 PM