The people! United! Don't want to get wet!
We are not making this up: The Occupy Oswego Lake protest has been postponed until the weather gets nicer. It may be a while. Sheesh, you would think that freedom fighters would show a little more intestinal fortitude.
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Comments (14)
Freedom fighters would and do. Occu-poopers don't - just like they really don't do much of anything outside of make a spectacle of themselves and smell, my goodness but they smell.
Posted by Native Oregonian | March 22, 2012 10:10 AM
Complete this sentence:
One man's freedom fighter may be the other's terrorist, but one man's Occu-pooper is the other's _______________.
Posted by Bark Munster | March 22, 2012 10:20 AM
Geeze Louise it's cold out too! Maybe in August?!
Posted by Portland Native | March 22, 2012 10:23 AM
These Portlandia episodes just write themselves, huh?
Posted by Mark Mason | March 22, 2012 10:24 AM
Has anyone told these folks that the lake that they're fighting to access is also wet?
Posted by Pragmatic Portlander | March 22, 2012 10:28 AM
It's about TV. The cameras are all over the tundra covering Old Man Winter's goodbye kiss.
Posted by Mojo | March 22, 2012 10:38 AM
Maybe in August?
Oh, yeah!
The stench from the algea will provide just the cover they need!
Posted by Harry | March 22, 2012 10:59 AM
All the world over, so easy to get
People everywhere don't wanna be wet.
Listen, please listen, that's the way you should bet
Peace in the valley, occupiers are set.
Posted by Eddie Brigati Munster | March 22, 2012 11:18 AM
Complete this sentence:
"Freakin' pest"?
Posted by reader | March 22, 2012 11:26 AM
Cell phone reception is sometimes difficult in inclement weather and that would make it hard to communicate with their friends in the media for setting up photo ops and stuff.
Posted by David E Gilmore | March 22, 2012 1:03 PM
Proof the Occu-poopers are not only idiots, they are wimps.
Posted by LO Citizen | March 22, 2012 5:48 PM
Sounds like Occupiers are more partners than protesters. I am shocked.
Posted by Nolo | March 22, 2012 10:45 PM
That's supposed to say partiers, not partners. Oops.
Posted by Bolo | March 22, 2012 10:46 PM
OWS is SOOO 2011!
Posted by Dave A. | March 23, 2012 5:46 AM