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Scarlet, the Freeway Blogger, is giving away cash prizes to folks who come up with the three best slogans for said blogger to hang over West Coast freeways next to photos of the planet in the weeks ahead. The best we could come up with is "There's no place like home." Readers with better imaginations than ours can post their suggestions in the comments here, or better yet, e-mail them to freewayblogger -AT- yahoo.com. The contest ends this Friday.
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No Radical Help Needed,
It's Doing Just Fine
It Quit Warming a Decade Ago
Population Growth Is Naturally Decreasing
Think Before You Try To Change IT
More People Means More Progress
Warmer Climate Save Lives
Posted by jim karock | March 12, 2013 1:50 PM
I think "Help Wanted" says it all already.
Posted by PDXLifer | March 12, 2013 1:56 PM
Maybe "Help NEEDED"
Posted by PDXLifer | March 12, 2013 1:59 PM
How about just "Help".
Jim Karlock: where exactly is your planet? I want to live there.
Posted by Allan L. | March 12, 2013 2:25 PM
Nobody gets out of here alive, do something with your life!
OR
Excuse our Death-Ray, Alien conquest in progress.
Posted by Tim | March 12, 2013 3:08 PM
If you lived here, you'd be home already!
Posted by Josh | March 12, 2013 3:30 PM
Don't Panic!
Posted by Lc Scott | March 12, 2013 3:52 PM
Allan L. Jim Karlock: where exactly is your planet? I want to live there.
JK: DebunkingPortland.com and SustainableOregon.com
Thanks
JK
Posted by jim karock | March 12, 2013 5:31 PM
NEXT!!
Posted by grizfan | March 12, 2013 5:33 PM
Planet Karlock sounds fun. What movie is it from?
Posted by Jo | March 12, 2013 6:00 PM
Karlock has been opposed to the Metro/density and all that came with it.
I suspect that not only he but others who comment here rather liked living on this "planet" here in what was our City of Roses before our livability was and is continuing to be wrecked.
Posted by clinamen | March 12, 2013 6:46 PM
WORMS (put the photo of the earth to the left of worms)
Posted by jocose | March 12, 2013 7:57 PM
Visit East Portland: An Urban Renewal-Free Zone
Posted by NW Portlander | March 12, 2013 8:27 PM
It's a round.
Posted by Tenskwatawa | March 12, 2013 9:18 PM
It's not really obedience, but you WILL comply.
Posted by Morton | March 12, 2013 9:39 PM
Don't jump, I need you.
Posted by SamTheClam | March 12, 2013 11:08 PM
Your Home.
Posted by NoPoGuy | March 12, 2013 11:10 PM
Why re-invent the wheel? I'm recycling a few gems from the past - that alone ought to score me some bonus points.
If you love it, Let it go.
What you see is what you get.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
The Earth, Love it or leave it!
Shit happens.
Nihil novi nisi commune consensu
Posted by Nolo | March 13, 2013 6:54 AM
Leave the Help Wanted, change the planet to the TriMet logo.
Put a $ between the two.
Posted by Clackamas News | March 13, 2013 7:58 AM
Madness Takes Its Toll --
Please Have Exact Change Ready
Posted by Downtown Denizen | March 13, 2013 8:40 PM