It's a good thing I'm not the commander-in-chief...
... because it would be difficult not to give 48 hours' notice, and then blow this building to smithereens.
... because it would be difficult not to give 48 hours' notice, and then blow this building to smithereens.
Comments (15)
If your posts later today are apologetic and in Mandarin I'll know they found out what you said.
Posted by gibby | February 20, 2013 6:23 AM
If you were and tried doing just that, odds are your cruise missile would be turned back on you.
Posted by Abe | February 20, 2013 6:27 AM
Why 48 hours? So they could clear out their desks?
Posted by Nolo | February 20, 2013 6:40 AM
Oh look, a meteor.
Posted by Langston | February 20, 2013 7:25 AM
No problems. It seems China is a regular host of our friends on the Hill. I can tell you from personal experience that the Chinese government is an especially gracious and generous host – a guide/driver/translator for every two to three people, sumptuous lunches, grand dinners, nighttime entertainment, the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, Mao’s Tomb, the Summer Palace, all free, driven and escorted, never waiting a moment in line. It’s great work if you can get it.
Posted by Newleaf | February 20, 2013 7:39 AM
I wonder how much we spend on infiltrating their computer systems?
Posted by Evergreen Libertarian | February 20, 2013 8:00 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if Obama had CIA operatives in there through some Inter-Governmental Agreement and they were the hackers?
And they are up to much more than this story reports?
Sounds ridiculous and far fetched doesn't it?
So did this.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/School-Spies-on-Students-at-Home-with-Webcams-Suit-84712852.html
Posted by Secrets are fun? | February 20, 2013 9:15 AM
Terrifying. While anger and dissent builds to a boiling point over the past seven decades, the malevolent element of Chinese leadership is meticulously planning how to redirect the lava when the volcano starts to erupt, and provide full employment to all the young males who were not aborted or snuffed out at birth like their sisters were.
Posted by gaye harris | February 20, 2013 9:22 AM
Here's an interesting take on it.
http://my.firedoglake.com/phoenix/2013/02/19/shhh-dont-tell-anyone-mandiant-credits-anonymous-with-helping-uncover-china-hacking/
Posted by Starbuck | February 20, 2013 9:25 AM
We should counter by continuously disabling their censorship systems and opening the full web to all of their citizens.
Maybe just beam in uncensored wifi from Taiwan.
Posted by Snards | February 20, 2013 9:34 AM
So, Jack, unilateral action is your game. BUSH!!!!1111!!! bad, Jack good.
Posted by Sam T. | February 20, 2013 9:54 AM
So long as your Congress passes a formal Declaration of War against the People's Republic of China before you execute the mission, then I'm cool.
Posted by Downtown Denizen | February 20, 2013 10:15 AM
Once China gets enough physical gold, they are going to yank the dollar support out from underneath us. Get ready for a huge bond crash.
And, at least as early as the Clinton administration we have been giving them military technology - because in the big scheme of things - the military machine needs enemies to fight and we are running out of targets and propaganda to keep the "Islam is evil" game going much longer.
Everybody spies on everybody. Israel is far worse than China in that regard as they have penetrated almost every facet of our governmental and technology systems.
Posted by Tim | February 20, 2013 10:53 AM
Wouldn't it be easier to introduce the North Korean Army to that Vice President of the National Bank of Nigeria that sends me e-mails weekly about all of the money my long lost relative left to me?
Posted by ltjd | February 20, 2013 4:35 PM
It is interesting that Mandiant decided to publish this report in public now. Mandiant was started by a group of former FBI cyber terrorism agents. They maintain fairly close personal contact with Homeland Security and the FBI cyber terrorism center. They also hire former FBI cyber terrorism agents to join the company. The hackings have been going on for years, not just since six years ago. Many of the hackings were actually monitored by either the FBI or Homeland Security and used to develop counter measures and defenses. This makes me wonder if some level of the U.S. government is trying to generate some publicity to get some more internet related law that might be more intrusive than the USA Patriot Act pass soon.
Posted by TomC | February 20, 2013 7:45 PM