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Comments (8)
Yes, that is the "TICKET"
Posted by vperl | February 23, 2013 10:57 AM
This "passage" was my personal favorite:
Travelers could also be subjected to a methane breath screening and those with higher methane content could be assigned seats in a restricted area of the plane near the lavatory.
The airlines could hold a contest for what to call this seating section.
Posted by Allan L. | February 23, 2013 11:17 AM
Guess what happens when the methane cloud hits the new Boeing batteries.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 23, 2013 11:49 AM
Somebody get a match to light the blue flame!
Posted by Portland Native | February 23, 2013 11:58 AM
And you thought wind sheer was bad before. Here's the 2 scariest words in aviation today: Vegetarian lasagna.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 23, 2013 12:01 PM
That's the last time I go looking for a good golf story on your site.
Posted by gibby | February 23, 2013 12:07 PM
Geeze, open a window.
There's Flying Coach and now Flying Flatus.
But will there be a curtain or a door?
Posted by Idiot | February 23, 2013 1:54 PM
Last century, I once lived with a couple of flight attendants (tough gig, I know). Sometimes after trips they would complain of something called "Jet Belly". I believe it's related.
Posted by reader | February 23, 2013 3:18 PM