If it had been Portland...
Actual news story:
SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) - An upstate New York zoo got a surprise visit from the stork.A woman gave birth on a wildlife path at the Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse on Friday, delivering her baby girl with the help of zookeepers not far from the bear exhibit.
Writer's embellishment:
Under a longstanding contract between the zoo and Ringling Brothers Circus, the newborn is the property of Ringling Brothers and must be made available for use in circus performances. The policy is printed on the back of all tickets for admission to the zoo.But the zoo says the mother will retain possession of the new baby, even though it won't belong to her. "It was never in question for this kid," zoo director Kim Jones said. "(She) was always going to live with her mom." Jones added that the circus expressed no interest in taking the child during negotiations with the zoo that started before the baby was born.
"Ringling has no intention and has never had any intention of coming to take this baby," circus spokesman Dan Turlington said Sunday in an email to The Associated Press. He added that her company "has great appreciation for the way the Syracuse zoo cares for infants of all species."
Comments (6)
Excellent, Jack!
What does the fine print on the back of the zoo ticket say, I wonder?
"Subject to all applicable tariffs and conditions of use"?
So will this child be subject to....indentured servitude, or just circus performances?
Posted by Portland Native | December 9, 2012 12:05 PM
Jack: That one was almost too subtle for my aging mind. I am curious about the Have Trunk press releases use of the term "baby". At what point is the young elephant no longer a baby?
Posted by John F. Bradach, Sr. | December 9, 2012 1:34 PM
Maybe HTWT only wants the male offspring, so they actually have no plans to take this baby.
Posted by Michael | December 9, 2012 2:31 PM
I'm just outraged at that!
Wait.. Was that sarcasm?
Made my day Jack!
Posted by TheD Man | December 9, 2012 3:00 PM
You gotta get 'em young if you want to make a proper geek out of 'em. Those chickens don't bite their own heads off.
Posted by NW Portlander | December 9, 2012 3:13 PM
This story keeps stretching.
Posted by JO | December 9, 2012 4:32 PM