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Friday, June 8, 2012

Tin foil helmet alert!

Something funny's going on along the Michigan-Indiana border.

Comments (9)

Damn Silurians. They go to sleep for 200 million years, wake up one Friday, and assume that they can go back to their old games. Considering that this isn't far from where I was born, won't they be surprised when they hit the surface and realize how low-rent the neighborhood became since the Triassic?

Nothing to see here, move on.

I mean if there was something happening our press would tell us, wouldn't they?

I mean barges just don't wash up on beaches unannounced do they?

Remember, shiny side out...

Black helocopters.....


hahahahhahhahahahhaa

Bad news -- tin foil doesn't work as well as we thought.

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/

This and the reports of flesh eating 'zombies' on bath salts? Coincidence?

Paranoia runs deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line
The Man come and take you away

The Government. Simultaneously infallible and incompetent.

In other news, officials of South Bend, Indiana have announced that streetlights in that city will no longer be turned on each night, saving the city several hundred thousand dollars over the next year in electricity and bulb replacement costs.

"If we find at some point that our residents are no longer brightly glowing" said one city council member, "we can revisit this issue, but it would be foolish not to take advantage of this opportunity to save some of our taxpayers' money."




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