Rim shot
A reader sends along what he calls the ultimate ethnic joke:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two Africans...... walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one and barring their entrance into the restaurant.
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
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Comments (10)
Bada bing.
Posted by TheOtherDave | April 2, 2012 12:27 PM
BAZINGA !
Posted by tankfixer | April 2, 2012 12:56 PM
Boo-yah!
Posted by tommyspoon | April 2, 2012 1:58 PM
How many Law Suits and BOLI claims are the City of Portland Maintenance Bureau going to go thru before they get rid of the management. Street systems has no money, because the new Senior Manager doesnt know how to budget. Doesnt read the contract and hires his friends. Wow.
Why on earth would you hire someone from California. It doesnt rain there. Maintenance Bureau has hundreds of thousands of dollars in new equipment, and it sits in the rain.
Why... No money til July 1st, 2012
A fifth grader could this isnt working.
Posted by lolas ranch | April 2, 2012 2:01 PM
Damn good thing there was a Canadian in there, or else we'd bomb the Baldwins. Again.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | April 2, 2012 2:31 PM
Rim shot.
Posted by boycat | April 2, 2012 2:49 PM
Needs three Canadians - an Anglophone, a Francophone and a "First Nations".
Posted by Nonny Mouse | April 2, 2012 2:49 PM
Looks like they'll just have to get it Togo.
Posted by Mojo | April 2, 2012 3:36 PM
Is anyone picking up the Czech after this crowd dines at whatever restaurant eventually accepts them?
Posted by Gardiner Menefree | April 2, 2012 6:54 PM
Re: "'You can't come in here without a Thai.'"
Ainu that.
Posted by Gardiner Menefree | April 2, 2012 9:12 PM