So, if the coffee gives you the runs, would that make you a bio-terrorist?

Those FBI handouts are a goldmine of material for a new Jeff Foxworthy USO tour.

If you pay cash for coffee. . . you might be a terrorist

If you use an internet cafe. . . you might be a terrorist

It's Bush's fault!

If you are a TriMet board member ...

Their watching me now, wish I hadn't payed cash for my tall coffee now. ;)

I am so old-school apparently. To think that not using a credit card, and paying cash for one's purchases was a sign of financial responsibility!

It is much too dangerous to mingle with the public,
especially avoid high-traffic coffee shop diner places.
To learn how to spot signals of flagrant terrorism
just stay home and follow instructions on TV.

Glenn Greenwald, Salon, ... in a fear-mongering museum: "empty-headed American media stars uncritically recite whatever they are told by government officials, exaggerate or fabricate bad acts by the designated Enemy du Jour while ignoring and suppressing the precipitating acts of America and its client states, and just generally do whatever they can to keep fear levels and war thirst as high as possible. (I wrote extensively yesterday) This is nothing short of ... pure speculation and fabrication ... multiple media outlets — including ABC – issuing incredibly inflammatory “warnings” ... one-sided, unchallenged government claims masquerading as a news report. There is literally zero evidence that any of that [TV-taught terror ] is happening."