Sing along with Occupy Portland, all night long
[to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"]
Just hear that bull horn static
And get dramatic on cue
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a mike check together with you
Outside we're occupying
Our mob's defying curfew
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a mike check together with you
Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap let's crow
"Hey, hey! Ho, ho!"
While mounted police put on their show
Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap let's vent
We'll sit in a tent
While chanting along with the throng
Of the 99%
Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We're all chained up together
Like some goats on a tether would be
The pepper spray's dismaying
But we've got a saying or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a mike check together with you
When the cops march in with nightsticks we'll yell "Shame on you!"
If you ask us "Whose park is this?" we'll say, "Ours, that's who!"
All the slogans we hear, we shout them back, and we won't knock it off
Not stopping until the tear gas makes us cough
Cough! Cough! Cough!
We say "People over profits" and "We got sold out"
Ending evil corporate greed is all we talk about
Though the message is loud and boisterous, it seems a little vague
And back in the camp we all hope
That nobody else gets the plague
Just hear that bull horn static
And get dramatic on cue
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a mike check together with you
Outside we're occupying
Our mob's defying curfew
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a mike check together with you
Comments (11)
Clever.
Posted by Klug | December 3, 2011 4:58 PM
And we all can say: "I wuz there when it happened!" Thanks again, Jack!
Posted by Mojo | December 3, 2011 6:56 PM
I've got a little Christmas Carol here inspired by the new detention powers buried in the 2012 Defense Authorization Act that was just passed by the Senate.
It would allow the government to detain any American citizens it wants, indefinitely without trial. They should call it the "End of America" act but I guess that would be counterproductive. So for now they're just calling it....
S. 1867
It came upon the midnight fear
A treacherous bill of hate
The Senate has sold out our rights
and freedom knows its fate
"Control the land, arrest the men
who criticize the King!"
America in ruins lay
To hear these traitors sing.
Posted by Bill McDonald | December 3, 2011 6:59 PM
Hey, WTH? I thought they were going to be occupying Mill Ends Park, not the Portland Farmer's Market!
Bill,
A lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth is going on, mostly by folks who have no clue as to what the Senate bill actually permits and what it specifically forbids:
Applicability to United States Citizens and Lawful Resident Aliens -
(1) UNITED STATES CITIZENS – The requirement to detain a person in military custody under this section does not extend to citizens of the United States.
(2) LAWFUL RESIDENT ALIENS – The requirement to detain a person in military custody under this section does not extend to a lawful resident alien of the United States on the basis of conduct taking place within the United States, except to the extent permitted by the Constitution of the United States.
The bill, addressing military dentention without trial, is actually far less odious than what is already occurring with progressive frequency across the country: you get your trial, followed by life in prison. Your crime? Felony filming of police.
Welcome to the real world - as it actually is, this very day.
Posted by Max | December 3, 2011 7:21 PM
These OccupyGripers seem more like a 1% type crowd. If most of us acted like them, we'd all be at 0%, too!
Posted by Bob Clark | December 3, 2011 11:46 PM
Max,
You sound like quite a legal scholar. And thanks for reading the bill.
But tell me, how come there's such a debate about what the language means? How come there's an outcry about it by people who do have a clue?
I'm not a legal scholar but I can see a way to interpret these paragraphs that still could lead to trouble: If something isn't required that still doesn't mean it's forbidden. Here's a paragraph from one article:
During debate on the Senate floor, Senator Paul confronted John McCain, asking, “Would it be possible that an American citizen can then be declared an enemy combatant and sent to Guantanamo Bay and detained indefinitely?” McCain responded, “As long as that individual, no matter who they are, poses a threat to the security of the United States of America, (they) should not be allowed to continue that threat.”
Max, you could argue that McCain doesn't have a clue about the bill either but it's his bill so good luck with that.
There's also your snarky description of this as "wailing and gnashing of teeth" when it's really just being ever vigilant. I'm curious how you remain so damn trusting of the authorities?
You are aware that this isn't final version and that we had better keep an eye out for it? We've seen an incremental erosion of our liberties so your "relax, everything is okay" attitude seems clueless to me.
"The issue today is the same as it has been throughout all history, whether man shall be allowed to govern himself or be ruled by a small elite." -- Thomas Jefferson
This is in a one-year defense spending bill of $662 billion. Isn't that a clue to you about who's powerful in this country and who's losing their freedoms? Isn't it likely that any major bill from now on will contain some sort of codification of the new power of the elite? This whole bill is a symptom of the problem.
Posted by Bill McDonald | December 4, 2011 12:06 AM
Wasn't trying to be snarky, Bill - just pointing out some facts.
The Senate has sold out our rights
and freedom knows its fate
"Control the land, arrest the men
who criticize the King!"
Funny...to me, that seemed a lot like wailing and gnashing of teeth, especially in view of the fact that - as you noted - it is not law; it is not final, and there's apparently not a lot of support for it in anyplace other than the Senate. Although I suppose it all hinges on what the definition of "is" is.
Personally, as I noted previously, I'm much more concerned with what is already happening: with progressive frequency across the country: you get your trial, followed by life in prison. Your crime? Felony filming of police.
While I agree with the need for continued vigilance I reserve my deepest concern for the abuses which are already occurring.
Posted by Max | December 4, 2011 10:30 AM
Max- the exceptions you note above refer only to the requirement that an accused terrorist not be charged in civilian court; military detention is now optional for U.S. citizens. Which, as Glen Greenwald spells it out, flies directly in the face of "the Constitutional requirement in Art. III, Sec. 3 that 'No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.'"
http://www.salon.com/2011/12/01/congress_endorsing_military_detention_a_new_aumf/singleton/?mobile.html
From the article:
The Levin/McCain bill would require that all accused Terrorists be held in military detention and not be charged in a civilian court — including those apprehended on U.S. soil — with two caveats: (1) it exempts U.S. citizens and legal residents from this mandate, for whom military detention would still be optional (i.e., in the discretion of the Executive Branch); and (2) it allows the Executive Branch to issue a waiver if it wants to charge an accused Terrorist in the civilian system.
One of the nation’s most stalwart war cheerleaders and one of the bill’s most vocal proponents, Sen. Lindsey Graham, made clear what the provision’s intent is: “If you’re an American citizen and you betray your country, you’re not going to be given a lawyer . . . I believe our military should be deeply involved in fighting these guys at home or abroad.” As Graham made chillingly clear, one key effect of the provision is that the U.S. military — rather than domestic law enforcement agencies — will be used to apprehend and imprison accused Terrorists on American soil, including U.S. citizens.
Posted by Ex-bartender | December 4, 2011 10:49 AM
Sorry, that should be: "military detention would be optional for U.S. citizens."
The eroding of our liberties, such as being criminally charged for filming police, stem from such fundamental abuses of our basic rights such as we are seeing in the Levin/McCain bill.
Posted by Ex-bartender | December 4, 2011 10:58 AM
From the Constitution:
"No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."
The War on Terror was conceived partly so that we're always in a time of war and public danger, and the whole world is the battleground, thereby nullifying the intent of the Constitution and canceling our basic rights.
Meanwhile, the role of our lawmakers is to find out where illegal activity has occurred and then legalize it so it can never happen again.
Posted by Bill McDonald | December 4, 2011 12:32 PM
Meanwhile, the role of our lawmakers is to find out where illegal activity has occurred and then legalize it so it can never happen again.
On that much, we can agree. You've still got it.
Posted by Max | December 4, 2011 4:54 PM