The first time I had one of those it was worse than natural childbirth. I sat up on the procedure table in the middle of it all and proclaimed loudly: "I need more medication!"
The next time, I demanded Michael Jackson treatment (propofol) as a condition for going through with it again. I woke up afterwards in a blaze of REM glory.
Better living through chemistry, as stated in student graffiti, left untouched in the my 4 years there, on the wall next to the door to the chem lab at the liberal arts college I attended.
Congrats jack. I had mine a year ago with similar result. The only odd thing was that the Fleets Phospho soda they had me prep with tasted exactly how the Dead Sea tastes. Only without the benefit of the exotic locale...
Showed up at the San Fran VA without a person to take me home...so, end result was I had the choice of either coming back in a few weeks (which meant I would have to drink that wonderful gallon of fluid again) or do it WITHOUT medication.
Soooooooo I did it without any kind of drugs to knock me out. The young doctor who did the procedure? It was a young woman who introduced herself as, Doctor Ho.
Comments (10)
up yours?
Posted by Gibby | October 8, 2011 6:29 AM
Unlike the government, they sedated me.
Posted by Jack Bog | October 8, 2011 6:50 AM
Good for you, Jack!
Posted by Portland Native | October 8, 2011 7:22 AM
Thank you MiraLAX. See you in 5 years.
Posted by Old Shep | October 8, 2011 10:26 AM
The first time I had one of those it was worse than natural childbirth. I sat up on the procedure table in the middle of it all and proclaimed loudly: "I need more medication!"
The next time, I demanded Michael Jackson treatment (propofol) as a condition for going through with it again. I woke up afterwards in a blaze of REM glory.
Better living through chemistry, as stated in student graffiti, left untouched in the my 4 years there, on the wall next to the door to the chem lab at the liberal arts college I attended.
Posted by gaye harris | October 8, 2011 11:21 AM
I watched my procedure on the crt monitor. Fascinating journey.
Posted by Max | October 8, 2011 3:58 PM
Hi Jack:
Give us something that suggests what the heck is "hepatic flexure" and what was the proceedure?
VTY,
Apparently not that Old a Curmudgeon yet
Posted by Michael Whitmore | October 8, 2011 5:53 PM
something that suggests what the heck
Try the Google.
Posted by Allan L. | October 8, 2011 9:44 PM
Congrats jack. I had mine a year ago with similar result. The only odd thing was that the Fleets Phospho soda they had me prep with tasted exactly how the Dead Sea tastes. Only without the benefit of the exotic locale...
Cheers!
Posted by HMLAS-267 | October 10, 2011 8:28 AM
Showed up at the San Fran VA without a person to take me home...so, end result was I had the choice of either coming back in a few weeks (which meant I would have to drink that wonderful gallon of fluid again) or do it WITHOUT medication.
Soooooooo I did it without any kind of drugs to knock me out. The young doctor who did the procedure? It was a young woman who introduced herself as, Doctor Ho.
Posted by paul | October 10, 2011 12:28 PM