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Monday, October 31, 2011

Creatures crawl in search of blood

Here are some truly spooky Halloween stories -- about lawsuits flowing from the holiday.

Comments (4)

Where do vampires learn to suck blood?

Law school.

Oh so clever -- on your way to another banning.

What about business school? That's where the biggest leeches seem to come from.

I've always wondered why people mistakenly blame the legal system on the legal profession. Maybe it's because of the name similarity? Sort of like blaming truck drivers for air pollution.

I tend to defer to Marx and just blame everything on the 'owners'. ;-)

Sorry, as a personal injury lawyer my attempt at humor was intended as entirely self-deprecating. No offense meant to law professors (but can't the MBAs make their own jokes?)




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