Absolute cluck and fuster
We can't decide whether this is more like the setup of a Mel Brooks movie or a Monty Python sketch. Either way, it's coming to Portland next May to talk about "planning healthy communities." And what better picture of health than a personal welcome from our fair city's mayor?
Actually, by the time the international confab arrives here, he may be a lame duck. The primary election's just a few days before the conference. And interestingly, Streetcar Charlie from Camas is on the board of the "true urbanism" planner outfit.
We're not sure what to make of the fact that the board consists of 26 men and 2 women. Maybe women are too real for them.
Comments (23)
SO...German!!!??? and European! and oh what-ever!
That ex mayor of Charleston is going to shocked at the parking meter rates here! Charleston has really cheap and plentiful parking, and the rate is adjusted as to how far from the city center you park too!
Of course no one will tell these experts in "livability" that among other things, our job market sucks and the water bureau is stealing the ratepayer's money for all sorts of non related expensive bureaucratic B/S.
I wonder if the cops will roust the homeless away from downtown for the duration of the conference.
Out of sight out of mind...
Posted by portland native | July 19, 2011 9:11 AM
Can't help but notice the planning poohbahs are ... er ... not a particularly diverse bunch.
Posted by Kevin | July 19, 2011 9:16 AM
No diversification necessary; you must only agree to agree.
Posted by portland native | July 19, 2011 9:22 AM
Definitely Mel Brooks. "Springtime for Sam Adams and Por-hort-land..."
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | July 19, 2011 9:31 AM
As with everything else spouted by our local elite--equity, diversity, car-free, green, high-density--it's all do as I say, not as I do.
Posted by Eric | July 19, 2011 9:35 AM
They're a bunch of nerds... of course there are no women in sight!
Posted by Larry Legend | July 19, 2011 9:38 AM
Oh, so it's a religious conference.
Bow at the Green Alter, Portland! What sacrifice have you made today for The Million? Can't you see them on the horizon, brother?
Posted by Snards | July 19, 2011 9:41 AM
What a joke. A bunch of architects, "planners," and some mayors. Not a business leader or economist in the bunch. You can't have a livable city without jobs.
Posted by dg | July 19, 2011 9:53 AM
How about a bus tour of the ghetto style housing pushed into "some" neighborhoods?
How about a midnight ride on the Max?
Kind of difficult to put empty storefronts out of sight, out of mind.
Posted by clinamen | July 19, 2011 10:13 AM
Hopefully by the, I will have left.
As a non-government employee, non-homeless person, any shred of 'livability' about this place died years ago.
Posted by Leaving | July 19, 2011 10:13 AM
Sam shopping for his next job. He saw how Charlie Hales made out.
Posted by Steve | July 19, 2011 10:38 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Sam Adams is looking to land somewhere other than the Mayor's spot. He's been flying to other destinations pushing his green credentials, and this conference here gives him further opportunity to sell his "train wreck" carcus off to someone else. I wish him luck but can't be too excited at the prospect, as where there is one "snake green oil sales person," there are only way too many such types to take his place. Stump town is a greek disaster waiting to happen.
Posted by Bob Clark | July 19, 2011 10:47 AM
Perhaps there are few women because as bearers of children, in general they tend to not to agree with planned extinction.
Posted by Mr. Grumpy | July 19, 2011 11:12 AM
Yes Mr. Grumpy,
But who raised these children who are now the planners of which you speak.
Posted by Starbuck | July 19, 2011 11:20 AM
Bob Clark,
Interesting point about Sam Adams.
However, all potential landing places need to do is read Jacks blog, doubt he would be hired.
His timing might be off as well, by the time his term is up, the disaster of Stumptown may be more evident to the outside world, no matter how much money the insiders spend on PR/marketing.
My "stargazer" sees a future for him far away from here where he can be happy away from public scrutiny and opening up a bike shop.
Posted by clinamen | July 19, 2011 11:50 AM
When was the location of this "important" conference determined?
I don't think it is any accident that with Charlie Hales on the Board of this group that the conference is being held in Portland next year, thereby getting much free publicity out of this conference and his part of “Making Cities Livable” in his "home" town Mayoral race. I imagine he planned on a run off, but with the way things are not going in his favor, who knows?
Posted by clinamen | July 19, 2011 12:29 PM
House committee votes to eliminate EPA Smart Growth funding
http://newurbannetwork.com/article/house-committee-votes-eliminate-epa-smart-growth-funding-14986
Posted by Ben | July 19, 2011 2:10 PM
Why are so many of the people professing to make cities "more livable" so unbearable? Maybe their staff headshrinker can host a charrette on that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI0RiqK3XJc
Posted by Mojo | July 19, 2011 3:06 PM
Ben beat me to it! I enjoyed the fine whine:EPA's Office of Smart Growth, which has been promoting compact, walkable communities and livability for a decade, is facing elimination according to a current House proposal, reports Smart Growth America.
The organization, based on Washington, DC, writes in an email:
The House Appropriations Committee just passed legislation that would eliminate funding for the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Smart Growth. We need your help to tell members of Congress to reject this proposed cut when the legislation is considered by the full House of Representatives.
Posted by Max | July 19, 2011 6:02 PM
More bad news for the Smart planners
Chairman Mica letter to national chamber of commerce
http://ti.org/MicatoCofC7-13-11.pdf
And
Proposed accounting changes could add up to $13.5 billion to Oregon’s balance sheets
http://tinyurl.com/bad-news-for-O
Posted by Ben | July 19, 2011 6:11 PM
I wouldn't be rejoicing just yet. You know the morons around here will cook up some new tax/fee/whatever to keep subsidizing their dream.
Posted by Mr. Grumpy | July 19, 2011 9:21 PM
Besides the latest news on unfunding Smart Growth and funds to projects like Milwaukie Lightrail, there is the likely unfunding of Clackamas Co's $25 Million portion.
But from inside sources, there have been several unscrupulous events this past week from some Clackamas Commission members to try to insure the $25 Million. Some are treading on potentially unethical conduct that may be legally challenged. Some members are even declaring that even if voters turn down the $25 Million, "We'll find the funds anyway". Some of these "discussions" have been flirting with the "quorum" conflict of "meetings" without proper notification. Things are getting nasty in Clackamas.
Posted by Lee | July 19, 2011 10:12 PM
Why are so many of the people professing to make cities "more livable" so unbearable?
If this Smart Growth plan is so successful, why is that people are unhappy and stressed out about what has happened to our city as a result of this plan?
There is something to be said about just letting people live without being hammered about plans and letting their city evolve with characteristics of their own, rather than this "cookie cutter" smart growth plan. Good codes we had were changed and Portland was a nice livable city before this density and congestion and redo according to formula.
Posted by clinamen | July 21, 2011 9:12 PM