How to get out of jury duty
Don't bathe for a few weeks before being called in.
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Comments (4)
I was recently involved with a trial where one juror was dismissed for sleeping through testimony and another for picking her skin until she bled.
Posted by None | June 13, 2011 11:00 PM
It is my understanding that news reporters said they would only interview the excused juror to get his side of the story if it could be done by telephone.
Posted by ray | June 14, 2011 10:45 AM
The juror is probably dealing with the case himself. "Beware, evildoer! You face the wrath of...CAT PISS MAN!"
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | June 14, 2011 11:29 AM
Thanks for the advice, Professor.
Posted by dg | June 14, 2011 12:05 PM