I heard that there were 5,000 fatalities. A row of wine grapes fell over crushing the poor little grapelings, which will have an estimated ecconomic impact of about $500 in lost wine revenues. Governor Kitzhaber is immediately declaring all of Yamhill County a disaster area and is mobilizing National Guard troops.
Meanwhile, Mayor Sam Adams (of Portland) is suing the State of Oregon for providing support to the ex-urban area of Yamhill County, but pledges to rescind the lawsuit if Yamhill County agrees to join Metro, and build a Portland Streetcar line to McMinnville.
Comments (4)
STOP IT.
Posted by Allan L. | April 28, 2011 9:10 AM
This is going to be a very odd year in the vineyards. Bud break is already en retard.
Posted by Gardiner Menefree | April 28, 2011 11:18 AM
I heard that there were 5,000 fatalities. A row of wine grapes fell over crushing the poor little grapelings, which will have an estimated ecconomic impact of about $500 in lost wine revenues. Governor Kitzhaber is immediately declaring all of Yamhill County a disaster area and is mobilizing National Guard troops.
Meanwhile, Mayor Sam Adams (of Portland) is suing the State of Oregon for providing support to the ex-urban area of Yamhill County, but pledges to rescind the lawsuit if Yamhill County agrees to join Metro, and build a Portland Streetcar line to McMinnville.
Posted by Erik H. | April 28, 2011 12:39 PM
Maybe Ma Nature is just warming up, throwing a few pitches to get the old fault line warmed up, before the big game!
Posted by umpire | April 28, 2011 1:08 PM