I had a co-worker who would let loose ones that could burn the hairs out of a dead nun's nose, which was bad enough. Right after letting one loose, though, he'd ask "So...anybody smell barbecue?" If this law had been in place back then, the cops would have just put him up against the wall and shot him in the head.
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The folks down at city hall would never allow it. Too much B.S. coming from them.
Posted by Lc Scott | February 1, 2011 8:04 AM
If I turned myself in, could I expect a reduced fine.
Posted by David E Gilmore | February 1, 2011 8:19 AM
Damn! To think about how many times I could have been arrested.
Posted by phastphil | February 1, 2011 8:46 AM
I had a co-worker who would let loose ones that could burn the hairs out of a dead nun's nose, which was bad enough. Right after letting one loose, though, he'd ask "So...anybody smell barbecue?" If this law had been in place back then, the cops would have just put him up against the wall and shot him in the head.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | February 1, 2011 12:19 PM
Aka "the pucker-up" Ordinance.
Posted by genop | February 1, 2011 12:26 PM
'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?"
I would figure they would use the ol' "whoever smelt it, dealt it" rule.
Posted by RW | February 1, 2011 2:27 PM