and as been pointed out elsewhere- if he worked for Art Modell, he knows a real a**hole when he sees one.

Superb! Reminds me of this old one --

A New York firm applied to Lincoln some years before he became President for information as to the financial standing of one of his neighbors. This was the answer:

"Yours of the 10th received. First of all, he has a wife and baby; together they ought to be worth $500,000 to any man. Secondly, he has an office in which there is a table worth $1.50 and three chairs worth, say, $1. Last of all, there is in one corner a large rat-hole, which will bear looking into.

Respectfully,

A. Lincoln."

From Lincoln's Own Stories
http://www.coachwhipbooks.com/chapters/lincoln-stories/lincoln-lawyer.html

P.S.:

"Billy," he said to his partner Herndon, "over sixteen years together, and we have not had a cross word during all that time, have we?"

"Not one."

"Don't take the sign down, Billy; let it swing, that our clients may understand that the election of a President makes no change in the firm of Lincoln & Herndon. If I live, I'm coming back, and we will go right on practicing law as if nothing had ever happened." Then the two went down the stairs and across the town to the rail­road station, Lincoln never to return alive.

Exhibit from 1974 proves what? I thought wimpy was a recent state of affairs.

I am soooo...????