Make up your own joke
A reader calls our attention an interesting auction item here in the freaky theme park we call Portland. You and a friend can take an "instructive tour" of our creepy mayor's "home chicken setup," and then he'll help you build a chicken coop of your own.
I got one word: Ewww.
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Comments (10)
I have another: Chicken Hawk
Posted by dman | December 11, 2010 10:23 AM
Salvage Works also offers a lifetime supply of chicken bedding.
Aha! Now we know what piqued his interest.
Posted by Max | December 11, 2010 10:29 AM
dman's gearing up for next week's "post of the day" -- heh heh.
Posted by Mojo | December 11, 2010 11:04 AM
Just be glad he doesn't raise pigs.
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | December 11, 2010 12:17 PM
Er:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_%28gay_slang%29
Posted by the other white meat | December 11, 2010 12:42 PM
So " the other white meat" that lead me to the clue that Sam would wear a hanky (or Kewpie doll)in his right back pocket. I'm not sure the color.
I suppose driving his truck would be a white one. Now at city hall it a tough one. Was it a Gray flannel bandanna on the left? Yellow? Or Hunter Green? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanky_code
Posted by dman | December 11, 2010 2:00 PM
I hope they're just egg-layers.
If the Mayor chokes the chicken with kids around, he could go to jail.
Posted by Mister Tee | December 11, 2010 3:12 PM
You have to pay to see the hens, but he will show you his cock for free.
Posted by Rich | December 11, 2010 4:36 PM
Rich, that is the funniest comment I've EVER seen on this blog!
Posted by SKA | December 11, 2010 6:23 PM
You all misunderstand. the Mayor's *house* is a "chicken coop". Except in winter, then they lay in the City Hall men's room.
Posted by the other white meat | December 11, 2010 7:56 PM