If I had a hammer
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Comments (24)
Oh Boy!!! for a virtual hammer!!!!
Posted by portland native on the road | December 16, 2010 4:44 AM
Where in the world is Neil?
Posted by David E Gilmore | December 16, 2010 6:09 AM
Putzes all!
Posted by Dave A. | December 16, 2010 6:26 AM
We can't win!
Posted by Michelle | December 16, 2010 7:08 AM
When every problem looks like a nail, don't use a hammer! Use tactical thermo-nuclear weapons!
Posted by LexusLibertarian | December 16, 2010 7:21 AM
To pull out an overused quote and use it in the manner in which it was intended, "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | December 16, 2010 8:29 AM
I always knew he was crackers. Now we can spread some whacamole' on them!
Posted by Starbuck | December 16, 2010 8:48 AM
Who are the two on the right, top row?
And bottom row 1st on left
Posted by Ben | December 16, 2010 8:53 AM
You might consider animating this for a touch screen phone and pitching it as an app. You could use publicly available photos for any local civic "leaders" and customize the game for any city. Could be your ticket outta here.
Posted by PDXLifer | December 16, 2010 8:56 AM
I say press the 'test' button which has all the heads pop up at the same time and set loose a daisy cutter. Talk about good use of federal money ... finally.
Posted by native oregonian | December 16, 2010 9:12 AM
Last verse:
Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
Posted by clinamen | December 16, 2010 9:15 AM
Top right are John Canzano and Storm Large. Bottom left is Little Lord Paulson.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 16, 2010 10:01 AM
The stealth dangerous one there isn’t the obvious, as in Samrand, but it is Nick Fish. He has this aura of credibility and responsibility yet is underneath the biggest flake. The guy has no common sense, is a terrible manager and votes for every boondoggle the slime twins come up with.
Posted by John Benton | December 16, 2010 10:18 AM
Where in the world is Neil?
He's in there three or four times.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 16, 2010 10:26 AM
forgive my ignorance, but what the heck is a Storm Large?
Posted by mp97303 | December 16, 2010 10:35 AM
No representation of the City Auditor? Or is she under, beneath, covered by Mr Leonard.
Posted by Gardiner Menefree | December 16, 2010 11:09 AM
Take out Canzano and put in the 'ol rapist Gov. Goldy...
Posted by NoPo Guy | December 16, 2010 3:14 PM
There he is sticking out like a sore thumb on our cityscape.
He gets sore if challenged.
His unwise decisions lead to more and more debt
leaving our city in a sore state.
Many are sore and feel betrayed by him
more will be upset when they find out the price to pay for keeping a sore thumb.
A sore thumb can get worse,
this one appears to have been infected by corporate bugs.
Posted by tsetse fly | December 16, 2010 4:51 PM
tsetse fly,
The whole council appears to be asleep at the wheel.
Posted by Starbuck | December 16, 2010 7:35 PM
Buck-a-Hit here next year with a *Whack-a-Pol* online game, you'll raise a million.
Posted by Mojo | December 16, 2010 9:38 PM
PDXLifer's onto something big, Jack. BIG, I say! And the Kitz stays in the picture.
Posted by Mojo | December 16, 2010 9:40 PM
There are so many others that could go in the holes -- Kitz's girlfriend, the Latest Kafoury, Saltzman and his mom, Edlen, Malsin, Rapaport, Liberty, Wievel, the guy running the U of O, Lars, Victoria, and of course, Goldschmidt.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 16, 2010 9:43 PM
*Whack-a-Pol*
Absolutely brilliant!!
Posted by PDXLifer | December 16, 2010 10:58 PM
If Lars were in that contraption, I'd be renting a jackhammer and setting up shop right over the Liars Lars hole.
Posted by LucsAdvo | December 17, 2010 6:28 AM