I wonder how he looks in a Snow Suit. Maybe we can pass him off as Mayor?

"The episode underscores the uncertain and even bizarre nature of the atmosphere in which Afghan and American leaders search for ways to bring the nine-year-old American-led war to an end. The leaders of the Taliban are believed to be hiding in Pakistan, possibly with the assistance of the Pakistani government, which receives billions of dollars in American aid."

And the sage souls of the world wonder how on EARTH these silly conspiracy theorists keep themselves out of padded cells.