About

This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on September 29, 2010 7:45 PM. The previous post in this blog was Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. The next post in this blog is Bummer on the intertubes. Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

E-mail, Feeds, 'n' Stuff

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Forget the fire trucks

Portland needs to hold an election for new taxes to pay for a couple of these for the Sam-Rand Twins. The Fireman could speed to the scene when he and his "hit squad" are about to shake some poor S.O.B. down. Mayor Creepy could use it to "find Robin," if you know what I mean.

Comments (4)

Screw Sam-Rand twins, I want one to run over bicylists.

Randy could use his to burn invasive vegetation and stink bugs with those cool "working flame throwers"! Adams was disappointed to hear Robin was involved with Biff Bam.

It'll be a great day when our police and fire departments get all the money they need, and Mayor Sam, Fireman Randy, and Lord Paulson have to hold a bake sale for their pet projects.

I think they should replace all the PPB cars with these. And the PPB officers should wear the appropriate costumes as well. Use the Milwaukie MAX money.




Clicky Web Analytics