Forget the fire trucks
Portland needs to hold an election for new taxes to pay for a couple of these for the Sam-Rand Twins. The Fireman could speed to the scene when he and his "hit squad" are about to shake some poor S.O.B. down. Mayor Creepy could use it to "find Robin," if you know what I mean.
Comments (4)
Screw Sam-Rand twins, I want one to run over bicylists.
Posted by John Benton | September 29, 2010 8:04 PM
Randy could use his to burn invasive vegetation and stink bugs with those cool "working flame throwers"! Adams was disappointed to hear Robin was involved with Biff Bam.
Posted by Mojo | September 29, 2010 9:16 PM
It'll be a great day when our police and fire departments get all the money they need, and Mayor Sam, Fireman Randy, and Lord Paulson have to hold a bake sale for their pet projects.
Posted by Erik H. | September 29, 2010 10:29 PM
I think they should replace all the PPB cars with these. And the PPB officers should wear the appropriate costumes as well. Use the Milwaukie MAX money.
Posted by Jon | September 30, 2010 6:21 AM