Immigration inmates may get bounced from one county jail
A county sheriff in Massachusetts is fussing with the feds over money. As a consequence, federal prisoners held on immigration charges (the kind that the feds and the city are proposing to process in Portland's SoWhat District) may get shipped out of said sheriff's jail.
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The law document is a fun read!
I think the winning section (legal-lingo to the Max!) is as follows:
"In one instance, the front of a motorist's car had struck a duck, with unfortunate consequences for the duck. If ducks chose to walk across a well-traveled public highway used by motorists instead of using less dangerous aerial routes better suited to flying ducks, they might well have subjected themselves to such an eventuality."
I just love the "with unfortunate consequences for the duck."
Amen and (no) Quack Quack to that!
Posted by oregbear | August 23, 2010 1:57 PM