Pressing issues of the day
1. Now that the fledglings are getting around on their own, will the mother osprey stop dive bombing our tour guide?
2. When the big wave is about to crash on you, is it better to go over or under?
3. What flavor Italian lemon ice you want -- grape Italian lemon ice, cherry Italian lemon ice, or lemon Italian lemon ice?
Comments (8)
1. Signs point to yes.
2. Under. Definitely under.
3. Lemon Italian lemon ice.
Posted by none | July 21, 2010 2:58 PM
1. Yes.
2. Under.
3. Definitely lemon Italian lemon ice.
4. Be glad you're not parasailing with the Russian donkey.
Posted by Herb Brimley | July 21, 2010 3:35 PM
You've gotta be in Jersey. Wildwood?
Posted by talea | July 21, 2010 3:38 PM
If it's Jersey, dive right into the big wave but only after you say, "Yo, you got a problem with me?"
Posted by Bill McDonald | July 21, 2010 4:38 PM
1. No, ospreys are mean.
2. Always under.
3. Lemon, of course.
Posted by Dan Barton | July 21, 2010 7:45 PM
1. Probably not, because the osprey figured out long ago that the person in that get-up is the one who keeps bringing people around and disturbing the Osprey family. Every day! Even weekends! Heathen.
2. Under.
3. Lemon. But you know that.
Posted by Mojo | July 21, 2010 8:22 PM
1. Didya see dolphins? The big risk is seagulls (and I don't mean their beaks).
2. Under with a boogie board in tow so you can ride one of those suckers back in.
3. Depends on the color of your swimming suit.
For a really good time, rent an hour here and there on a jet ski oceanside -- it's a trip skimming up and down the swells.
Cheers!
Posted by Grady Foster | July 22, 2010 6:37 AM
Yo, Lemone, kick it one time Boy
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
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Lemon, baby, all the way
Posted by LucsAdvo | July 23, 2010 2:41 PM