About

This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on July 21, 2010 2:50 PM. The previous post in this blog was Leading the nation once again. The next post in this blog is An unfortunately forgotten fact. Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

E-mail, Feeds, 'n' Stuff

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Pressing issues of the day

1. Now that the fledglings are getting around on their own, will the mother osprey stop dive bombing our tour guide?

2. When the big wave is about to crash on you, is it better to go over or under?

3. What flavor Italian lemon ice you want -- grape Italian lemon ice, cherry Italian lemon ice, or lemon Italian lemon ice?

Comments (8)

1. Signs point to yes.
2. Under. Definitely under.
3. Lemon Italian lemon ice.

1. Yes.
2. Under.
3. Definitely lemon Italian lemon ice.
4. Be glad you're not parasailing with the Russian donkey.

You've gotta be in Jersey. Wildwood?

If it's Jersey, dive right into the big wave but only after you say, "Yo, you got a problem with me?"

1. No, ospreys are mean.

2. Always under.

3. Lemon, of course.

1. Probably not, because the osprey figured out long ago that the person in that get-up is the one who keeps bringing people around and disturbing the Osprey family. Every day! Even weekends! Heathen.

2. Under.

3. Lemon. But you know that.

1. Didya see dolphins? The big risk is seagulls (and I don't mean their beaks).

2. Under with a boogie board in tow so you can ride one of those suckers back in.

3. Depends on the color of your swimming suit.

For a really good time, rent an hour here and there on a jet ski oceanside -- it's a trip skimming up and down the swells.

Cheers!

Yo, Lemone, kick it one time Boy

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
*********************************8
Lemon, baby, all the way




Clicky Web Analytics