Yuletide story
The guy who used to drink cognac at halftimes of games that he played in says he "tripped over a box" at home and fell down the stairs after his team's Christmas drubbing yesterday. Whatever happened, he has a concussion plus stitches to show for it. And he'll disappoint his fantasy team owners around the globe by not playing tonight.
No word on whether Tiger Woods's wife tried to rescue him.
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Funny, a few evenings ago, a friend and I tried to put together an "All-Headache" team (meaning players who drive coaches crazy) and guess who was listed at shooting guard?
Other members of the team:
PG--Allen Iverson
SF--Tracy McGrady
PF--Zack Randolph
C--Eddie Curry
'Sheed was a candidate except for the fact that despite his craziness, players apparently like playing with him. Stephon Marbury and Steve Francis aren't eligible because they are retired.
Posted by Gil Johnson | December 26, 2009 5:23 PM
Darius is also gone -- sigh.
Posted by Jack Bog | December 26, 2009 5:25 PM
Kinda reminds me of Bush when he choked on chips and smacked his head on a table.
Posted by Blue Collar Libertarian | December 27, 2009 4:37 PM
Pretzels.
Posted by Kevin | December 28, 2009 2:08 PM