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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Another Facebook warning

A friend of ours posted this on Facebook today: "OMG! As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"

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The one I got in e-mail today was:

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet."

-ob

I liked this one.

As of today, Facebook will be allowed to email your bank information to a Nigerian prince in exile. To turn this option off, go to SETTINGS, then PRIVACY, then MOSES ODIAKA. Click the top button to seal your bank records. Copy this to your status to warn your friends.

Oh and this one...
Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, but I felt it when they probed my brain.




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