Can't blame you. I can't drink (a point of infinite shame among my family, seeing as how the filthest four-letter words in their collective vocabulary are "last call"), but I've been experimenting with various vodka flavors for the last year. If I can figure out how to get it up there, I'd be glad to send you a batch of Buddha's Hand citron vodka, complete with a "worm" on the bottom. I imagine it goes well with candied Cthulhufruit as well.