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Best blog of the month! Right here! Gr8t Jack.
Posted by MR STUMP | July 17, 2009 8:41 AM
"And with my zipper down"
Really? You are quite a talented driver.
"Well, no. Actually, the last time I tried that one I plowed into a car and ran over some shrubs. But it's all good. I'm the mayor, so I get to play by different rules."
Posted by Tim | July 17, 2009 9:00 AM
"Do you have an upstairs out-of-the-way bathroom?"
"After I told them story about it being a smear and all they ate it up hok, line and sinker."
Posted by Steve | July 17, 2009 9:15 AM
"...And *then* I said...Ha! I'm *still* Mayor, b*tches. Bring it on!"
Posted by ecohuman | July 17, 2009 9:34 AM
I imagine him saying, "No, I'm super-popular back in Portland. Yeah, the last mayor can't stop talking about me and the job I've done!"
Posted by Bill McDonald | July 17, 2009 10:22 AM
Never trust a man who has never held a real job. What a clowm!
Posted by gg | July 17, 2009 10:46 AM
What's with his whacked haircut? Maybe next he'll have his face tattooed, too.
Posted by Mojo | July 17, 2009 11:26 AM
"Guess which pocket your gift bag is in!"
Posted by Skeezus | July 17, 2009 11:26 AM
Wait, don't tell me! It's the one next to the one with Paulson's, next to the one with Turner's...maybe you ought to switch to cargo pants.
Posted by Mojo | July 17, 2009 11:56 AM
"I love Taiwanese midgets. Look! I'm resting my drink on his head."
Posted by Garage Wine | July 17, 2009 12:38 PM
Can you help me secure a job as a sales rep. in the Asian porn industry, please.
Posted by phil | July 18, 2009 5:23 AM
It looks like his stylist is a recall proponent. Or maybe he did it himself, with a beard trimmer.
Posted by Mister Tee | July 19, 2009 7:34 PM