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Friday, July 17, 2009

Happy hour


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Best blog of the month! Right here! Gr8t Jack.

"And with my zipper down"

Really? You are quite a talented driver.

"Well, no. Actually, the last time I tried that one I plowed into a car and ran over some shrubs. But it's all good. I'm the mayor, so I get to play by different rules."

"Do you have an upstairs out-of-the-way bathroom?"

"After I told them story about it being a smear and all they ate it up hok, line and sinker."

"...And *then* I said...Ha! I'm *still* Mayor, b*tches. Bring it on!"

I imagine him saying, "No, I'm super-popular back in Portland. Yeah, the last mayor can't stop talking about me and the job I've done!"

Never trust a man who has never held a real job. What a clowm!

What's with his whacked haircut? Maybe next he'll have his face tattooed, too.

"Guess which pocket your gift bag is in!"

Wait, don't tell me! It's the one next to the one with Paulson's, next to the one with Turner's...maybe you ought to switch to cargo pants.

"I love Taiwanese midgets. Look! I'm resting my drink on his head."

Can you help me secure a job as a sales rep. in the Asian porn industry, please.

It looks like his stylist is a recall proponent. Or maybe he did it himself, with a beard trimmer.




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