What were they thinking?
Here's a little caption contest to get us over the hump of this week. Pictured are Fireman Randy Leonard and newly anointed Portland City Auditor LaVonne Griffin-Valade after her swearing-in yesterday. (And already she's making with the reports.)
Anyway, what were each of them thinking?
Now, please keep it light, clean, and safe for work...
Comments (15)
Him: Note to self - get Lavonne on the guest list of all Merritt's social gatherings.
Her: How long until they recall this clown?
Posted by RANZ | June 10, 2009 10:28 AM
Him: How can she resist? I can hear another YES vote in the echo chamber.
Her: I guess he didn't read about Sam or Bob Packwood
Posted by Steve | June 10, 2009 10:36 AM
him: super letch
her: get your hand OFF me! (note ot self)from now on I am wearing only Hillary suits.
Posted by portland native | June 10, 2009 10:48 AM
These photos look disturbingly similar to the infamous George Bush-Angela Merkel backrub.
Posted by Dave J. | June 10, 2009 11:43 AM
Actually, the caption is perfect.
Rany: I'm drawing a blank on what to do on this whole Lent's issue.
LaVonne: Don't ask me...
Posted by GRAHAM | June 10, 2009 11:50 AM
HIM: I wonder if Merritt will let me use his boat this weekend?
HER: Isn't this the creep in that weird Storm Large video??
Posted by PJB | June 10, 2009 12:00 PM
RL: "Crap! I should have gone with a scowl."
Posted by none | June 10, 2009 12:43 PM
Him: It's Janet Jackson Time
Her: Sure glad I wore velcro straps
Posted by genop | June 10, 2009 1:18 PM
RL: "I look dumb without a moustache."
LGV: "Please God, let him take his hand off my shoulder."
Posted by Mike (the other one) | June 10, 2009 1:40 PM
RL: "She can't indict people... I don't think..."
LVGV: "At least he can't go into the ladies' room."
Posted by Jack Bog | June 10, 2009 1:44 PM
rl- I'm late for me appointment with Mayor Paulson"
LVGV-Where has that hand been,,,hopefully not the mens room in city hall."
Posted by Dave Rogoway | June 10, 2009 3:03 PM
He: I wonder if she'd like to go to a baseball game.
She: First day on the job and already he's pulling me to the right.
Posted by Isaac Laquedem | June 10, 2009 5:51 PM
RL - You will not audit the stadium finances, you will not audit the stadium finances, you will not audit the stadium finances . . .
LV - Why did he take a raise? He's sure not spending it on clothes.
Posted by umpire | June 10, 2009 5:58 PM
Him: Geeze...finally...someone finally took a photograph of me standing next to her...this will make me look like I can relate to public servants and be serious about appropriate use of City funds.
Her: Oh for heaven's sakes,how long will I have to put up with this clown...oh...oh no...can I take it if he becomes mayor...aw geeze....
Posted by SeenBetterDays | June 10, 2009 6:35 PM
Him: She's gonna love my Caesar.
Her: Take your oily hands off of me anchovy-breath!
Posted by Brian | June 10, 2009 11:17 PM