Breaking news: Another deadly Arctic Blast® is about to bear down on the Portland metropolitan area, bringing frozen precipitation to pile up on our streets. As much as an inch -- an inch! -- of snow accumulation is possible. Possible!

As always, you should stock up on essentials, pull down your window shades, bring in your pets, cover your outdoor plants, and do nothing -- nothing! -- until the media tells you it is safe to go outside again. Stay tuned to bojack.org Storm Center 9000.2 for further updates as this menacing storm develops; we will bring you bulletins at once. That is all for now.