Forget plastics. There's money to be made in Rock themed Adult diapers.

"Did you remember to put on you Zeps, Dear?"

"I'm Mick Jagger."
"And I'm Keith Richards"
"And we're here to tell you that we never perform live without wearing our Depends."
"Rock and Roll ain't about bathroom breaks. Is is Keith?"
"And it never will be as long as the Rolling Stones have anything to say about it."
"You can Depends on it."

"And by the way oldtimers, we don't expect you to be cutting out to the lou either."

"People try and put us down, just because we drove the world's economy into the ground."
"I don't want to cause a sinking sensation, just talking about My Generation."

Well, at least Roger still has his hair. With apologies to those who have already seen this recently circulating list:

Artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers, including:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba --- Denture Queen
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

Bush the bad man, sad man, Behind blue eyes
To be hated, fated, telling only lies

But my dreams aren't empty
As my conscience seems to be Obama.

My love bites back with anger
my fist clenches, I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, I hear bad news
I laugh and act like a fool

If I swallow anything evil
I'll put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, I'll take your blanket
To keep me warm, I'll take your coat

We no longer have the bad man, the sad man
Behind blue eyes.

:)

James Brown - Living with a Hernia

Err Jack... who is Roger Daltrey ?

First time... London Rainbow in 19 blum blum, Entwhistle and Moon still alive. Daltrey had a load of duct tape around the bottom of his mic so he could do all that swinging stuff.

Must have been about 3 or 4 years ago....... he says wistfully.......