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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Breaking news: Snow in Portland

It has begun snowing in the Portland area. Remain in your home. Do not go outside for any reason.

The snow is white and rather fine at this hour. It is blowing around quite a bit because there's a fair amount of wind blowing from the east.

The snow is sticking to the ground, and it can be slippery.

Repeating our top story: It has begun snowing in the Portland area. Remain in your home. Do not go outside for any reason. Stay tuned to bojack.org Storm Center 9000 for further updates.

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Comments (4)

Seal up your windows with duct tape and plastic to prevent heat loss.
Ration the water and food.
Have a sharp knife ready to sacrifice your children or if are childless, your pets to the snow and cold gods.
If you have nothing to sacrifice you will DIE!
It is a full moon after all!

Posted by portland native | December 14, 2008 10:56 AM

But if I do venture out how many air bags will I need and how do I become State Certified III in their use?

Posted by Abe | December 14, 2008 12:03 PM

STORMCENTER 9000!!!!!! WITH REPORTERS ON EVERY OVERPASS!!! AND THEY HAVE LAZER THERMOMETERS AND RULERS TO MEASURE THE SNOW...EVERY 10 MINUTES!!! YEEEEAAAAAHHH!

Posted by TKrueg | December 14, 2008 12:30 PM

Whats with all the hubbabaloo... here in Salem it is 42 and sunny.

Posted by mp97303 | December 14, 2008 1:01 PM




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